Tuesday, August 12, 2014

The Lost Island

The Lost Island: A Gideon Crew Novel
by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child



2.0 out of 5 stars Recipe for disappointmentAugust 12, 2014
Pour two cups of Homer into a medium saucepan
Add a dash of King Kong.
Sprinkle with the Origin of the Species.
Stir.
Set on medium heat for an hour.
Allow to cool.
Next mix in a tablespoon of James Hilton.
Then add five pounds of pure baloney, finely chopped.
Stir again and half bake at 350 degrees for the seven hours it takes you to finish reading this convoluted mess.
Serve with embarrassment.